No Food is EVIL – Not So Secret Salted Caramel

What would you FEED your ‘child self’? If you were to walk around daily with the little, vulnerable child version of you… What WORDS would you feed yourself? What IMAGES would you feed yourself? What FOOD would you feed yourself? Would you tell the child version of you that they were FAT and didn’t deserve…

Let them eat CAKE – Coffee and Walnut Cake Oatmeal

Here is a funny story about cake. And as a lot of funny stories begin, I’m going to start it with the sentence…. ‘When I was severely anorexic….’ (Hilarious right? No but seriously stay with me) I was about to collapse and be taken into hospital for the second time but before that it was…

My Mantra Jewellery – Morrocan Jewelled Oats

I am going to be honest….. I’m NOT a jewellery person. I have never liked the FAFF. I am always just really AWARE that jewellery is on my body. Like a CONSTANT ITCH.   However, my mind may have been changed (slightly) And yesterday after a series of difficult appointments… I was glad to have…

How to be ALONE – Coconut Lamington Oats

And so I found myself in a bar. I had finished my promo shift in Camden. Willing the hours to roll by, tired of pinning a smile to my face. Tired of drawing on my last energy to convince people I was okay. I grabbed my backpack and my suitcase and rolled it out of…

How to have a QUARTER LIFE CRISIS

Hands up if you scroll through INSTAGRAM and FACEBOOK, comparing your life, your body and YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS with your peers and friends? Hands up if you think you’re a FAILURE? Hands up if you beat yourself up for not being in the PLACE you thought you’d be by this age? I can put all of…

How to get a GREAT BODY…..

I have an amazing BUM. jhfdjsfjkzsbfkbksdfjhbGYTFGDDYU&!&&WQ^UQ*EY*Y^*!&!!!BLEURRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! Even as I type that my hackles are raising… My brain is starting to attack… Hating me and the rest of my body… ‘You cocky bitch, you’re nothing but a piece of SHIT!’ But you know what, it can seriously SHUT UP! I am acknowledging a part of my…

My SOUL SISTER and her COLOURFUL SOCKS

Today I want to talk to you about a CAUSE and a GIRL very dear to my heart ❤️ (Warning: This is about to get SOPPY. Prepare your tissues/sick buckets if needed ❤️ ) Three years ago, I had my fourth and so far FINAL relapse with anorexia. I exercised obsessively. I ate as little…

Expectation vs Reality – Dubu Kimchi (Kimchi Tofu)

How often when someone asks ‘HOW ARE YOU?’, do you answer honestly? Well you’re hardly going to go…. ‘It’s the anniversary of my cat’s death and I’ve been sitting on the loo all morning crying.’ or ‘I had a sex dream about my year 7 geography teacher and it is FREAKING ME OUT!’ or ‘I…

Why RESTING BITCH FACE is a lie.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a ‘resting bitch face’? The definition in the dictionary states a sullen or scowling expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a person when in repose. Let me break it to you….. RESTING BITCH FACE IS A LIE. But do you know what is REAL? Social anxiety….