Here is a funny story about cake. And as a lot of funny stories begin, I’m going to start it with the sentence…. ‘When I was severely anorexic….’ (Hilarious right? No but seriously stay with me) I was about to collapse and be taken into hospital for the second time but before that it was…
Category: mental health
My Mantra Jewellery – Morrocan Jewelled Oats
I am going to be honest….. I’m NOT a jewellery person. I have never liked the FAFF. I am always just really AWARE that jewellery is on my body. Like a CONSTANT ITCH. However, my mind may have been changed (slightly) And yesterday after a series of difficult appointments… I was glad to have…
You DESERVE Pancakes -Cinnamon Pumpkin Pancakes with Chocolate Orange Sauce
You DESERVE Pancakes! Plain and simple, you bloody well DO! You don’t need to have exercised to burn off the calories to EARN the pancakes. You don’t need to have under eaten today to EARN the pancakes. You don’t need to go … ‘Well it’s Tuesday… which is NOT a treat day, and is not…
How to be ALONE – Coconut Lamington Oats
And so I found myself in a bar. I had finished my promo shift in Camden. Willing the hours to roll by, tired of pinning a smile to my face. Tired of drawing on my last energy to convince people I was okay. I grabbed my backpack and my suitcase and rolled it out of…
How to have a QUARTER LIFE CRISIS
Hands up if you scroll through INSTAGRAM and FACEBOOK, comparing your life, your body and YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS with your peers and friends? Hands up if you think you’re a FAILURE? Hands up if you beat yourself up for not being in the PLACE you thought you’d be by this age? I can put all of…
Salted Chocolate, Pistachio Cherry Oats and STOMACH SQUISH
I have STOMACH SQUISH. We all have STOMACH SQUISH. Do my family or my friends HATE me because when I sit down my stomach SQUISHES? No! Do police follow me down the street because I have stomach squish? No! Yesterday at a body confidence workshop with Laura Phelan (of Phelan Well), she made a really…
How to get a GREAT BODY…..
I have an amazing BUM. jhfdjsfjkzsbfkbksdfjhbGYTFGDDYU&!&&WQ^UQ*EY*Y^*!&!!!BLEURRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! Even as I type that my hackles are raising… My brain is starting to attack… Hating me and the rest of my body… ‘You cocky bitch, you’re nothing but a piece of SHIT!’ But you know what, it can seriously SHUT UP! I am acknowledging a part of my…
My SOUL SISTER and her COLOURFUL SOCKS
Today I want to talk to you about a CAUSE and a GIRL very dear to my heart ❤️ (Warning: This is about to get SOPPY. Prepare your tissues/sick buckets if needed ❤️ ) Three years ago, I had my fourth and so far FINAL relapse with anorexia. I exercised obsessively. I ate as little…
Why you should eat a BURGER for BRUNCH…
YOLO The End. Last year, me and one of my best friend’s Jonathan (Jesus wept – how many best friends do you have?) decided to make it our PERSONAL MISSION to have NON BRUNCH ITEMS for BRUNCH. Some people set themselves yearly goals to further their career. Or travel more. Or meet the love of…
Macacha Magic Energy Oats
I have a confession to make….. I am a witch. Well….. a porridge witch. Most mornings, you can see me stirring my potion (*cough* porridge) in my shiny metal cauldron (*cough* saucepan) I can prove to you that PORRIDGE is… MAGIC! That is has healing properties and can boost your MOOD and ENERGY. Porridge used…
Joyfull Joy 